A.J Jamal Jokes series
CHRISTMAS
My mama was so cheap, she waited ’til after Christmas. ‘Baby, Santa Claus missed our house. I called him, and he coming back tomorrow.’ She was waiting for the stuff to go on sale.
AT THE BANK
You seen white people goin, ‘Oh, how ya doin’, Bob? Ah, no I.D. with me today. No, I forgot my I.D. Just go ahead –$5,000.’ Brothers be at the bank — he’s got his birth certificate, social security card, his lotto tickets, his pictures his kid drew, and they’re still over in the back going, ‘I don’t think that’s him. I’ll tell you what, give him $28.’
TIRED
I’m tired of people saying all black people look alike. We don’t all look alike. Ain’t it funny how they always say we all look alike until we go cash a check? Then we don’t look like nobody.
